Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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