So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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