You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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