I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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