its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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