Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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