Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
organizing the empties. That sober.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
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I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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