also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
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