Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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