got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
did i walk over a car last night?
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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