I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
