a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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