if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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