I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
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