Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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