he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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