so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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