what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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