you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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