i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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