well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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