So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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