You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Randomize
