That's intense
so explain again why im purple
no
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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