I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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