Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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