So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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