He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I think people are normalizing furries
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Randomize