handjob tips. give me some.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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