Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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