**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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