she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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