how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Randomize
