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Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
you made out with another girl for some wings
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
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