apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Randomize
