Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Ketchup is God's man juice
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
