belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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