Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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