I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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