Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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