would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
