brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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