Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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