Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
