Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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