David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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