Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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