he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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