please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
handjob tips. give me some.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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