If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
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You. Win. At. Life.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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