He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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