So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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