the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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